Top 10 Reasons
NOT to Attend Our Seminars

1. Why go to a seminar for a few hundred bucks when you can spend more than $100,000 defending an insane employee lawsuit?
2. Even though it takes lawyers from the EEOC fifty-six pages to define a mental disability, you can spot one from a mile away.
3. The job market is so soft, you can hire anyone you want.
4. Employee defection and turnover only happens to other companies.
5. Your competitors are so ethical, they would never consider taking your company's trade secrets, or your best employees.
6. Your employees are so loyal, they would never consider filing a lawsuit against your company.
7. None of your managers would ever be so stupid as to expose you to a sexual harassment lawsuit.
8. Employee relations are going so well right now, they couldn't get any better.
9. Everything you need to know about managing employees in today's chaotic times, you learned in kindergarten.
10. You're retiring next week. Heck, employees are somebody else's problem now.

1. We just happen to be some of the most dynamic presenters you'll ever meet.
2. Unlike most seminars, we give you powerful strategies and tools you can use to make a difference at your company immediately.
3. Our seminars are not chock full of legalese. Even compliance matters are handled in plain English.
4. If you're one of those value people, for the modest price we charge, it's a ridiculously good deal with all you'll be getting.
5. You will learn today's most powerful strategies for growing and protecting your work force.
6. We will help you re-examine the foundation of employee relationships.
7. If you're on a tight budget and paying all at once is just too hard for you, then you can pay in three easy installments. You can even bill it to your credit card. P.S. If you're a non-profit trying to save the world or "flat out broke," you can probably talk us into letting you in for the cost of materials!
8. All of our seminars come complete with an extensive workbook and software containing forms, checklists, agreements and special reports.
9. Our seminars are unconditionally guaranteed. If for any reason you feel you deserve your money back, you'll have it returned with out a hassle.
10. We are fun and and intelligent professionals who genuinely care about people. Book us for an event or go to one of our presentations and you'll be glad you did!

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